Friday, February 22, 2008

Where To Buy Lanyards And Ticket Protectors

This is the magic acid!

The episode begins with a public service announcement on the use of hard drugs: Pierrot on acid with his brother who kills a bunch of salad (which all'insalata horrible thing to do) ... In the laboratory

Hackaro Pierrot and try to do ballistics analysis on a gun with a chemical and Hackaro words: "This is the magic acid!" (Inhalations are dangerous) compare a "beretta fs 92" with a "Glock 7" ... to the uninitiated that is comparable to the difference between a bidet and a shower ...

scomprono that the gun was stolen from an armory in retrieving images of the theft, magnify the image of the robber and try using the Software "Where's Wally v1.2" to find out who it belongs to that face ... but can not! solve all using a family album.

the scene of the attack the suspect is surreal: they expect all blacks with glasses deduction 2 cars parked in the pedestrian area of \u200b\u200ba square (I think that the head of terridoriale works well for earthquakes ...) Do

ilm in Italy is really difficult economic situation does not allow for decent pay consultants for the scripts ... but not limited to: the soundtrack of Ris, Think about it, always the same tracks, repeated ad infinitum ...

Meanwhile Venturi and pierrot seek evidence of the abduction of the child in some old railway stations, after several holes in the water, Venturi sees a hole in the wall covered in a cartoon, "two years ago they kidnapped the child, they have hidden here have been for a long time have read gossip magazines and playing checkers ... " (What a fantastic insight!)

throughout this series of tests that nailed the Brother of Pierrot the kidnapping and murder of a child, Pierrot has some shots of that anger coming continues to ignore: "This is not just a test a coincidence, "" do not draw hasty conclusions ... now you're shocked, "" Your brother was a good person ... Pierrot ..."," could not stop whining ... "

eventually discovers the truth: the brother of Pierrot is responsible for the kidnapping and murder of a child. (Venturiiii. .. where are you? )

Curious advertising Girmi (eletrodomestici) jumping out of the words: "This kitchen was used for cooking ..." (a coincidence? maybe ... some might say the other hand, what good is a kitchen ?)

Scenes of Freudian envy by Giorgio Venturi seeing that kiss with a man leading an old alfa model moves to show his SUV ... but the challenge falls on deaf ears ... then you see scenes

that show how our Eroni not play only surveys but also have a private life

Gnappo and Vj of the police officers on the beach in the morning with a sepia-toned film read as it reads an advertisement of viagra with him running on the dock and said: "I feel young again!"

Pierrot sexton and made merry to steal the flowers from graves in the cemetery (so funny!)

Giorgia? needless to say: sex e. .. not coming with (needless to say this too)

Venturi sort her collection of dead bodies with boobs.

While everyone made merry the real villain kidnaps the daughter of the res of the alleged offender. As soon as the res arrive on the scene of the kidnapping are: A shoe (Gnappo the sniffs and says, "is 37 is a girl "), a syringe e. .. A trace of an inscription on the concrete with pneumatic spare tire, bad" (the 3 pieces at a distance of less than 5 meters)

The writers have a shot at the Res genius! bring the kidnapped girl in a room with the webcam and send out the link to a site that broadcasts streaming in all the res ... exactly as he had seen in the movie they saw together the night before ("nickname enigma" ), Ideon eh?

took his contacts with the Hackaro priginiera and has an idea: unplug the network card to pick the lock and leave the room ... the girl does as he says in the e. .. Actually the signal would fall ... but not in a movie without consultants reign where phrases like "I have an offshore server and I'm proud"

mental note: the killer has 18years of the shower curtain with the shadow of "psycho" with the knife ... I want it too!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Sores For Sugar Patient

Chemical Dysfunction (Part 1) Pulp is

... Sunday I woke up very happy, positive, colorful, for a moment I believed that this status of perpetual positivity was a sort of "enlightenment" incapable of getting angry, arguing, trying to hate ... now I'm certain that it is a chemical malfunction in my body: have not slept in 2 days (not commitments, but because I can not get to sleep despite fatigue)

today the first signs of madness, I see things happen with the point of view of others. I keep you updated ...

Friday, February 15, 2008

Birman Kittens San Diego

Ris .. I very pulp

The episode begins with a tune reminiscent of 70's crime "serious" than once ... But now the stark reality is knocking at our door ... even rings the bell of a bank to let the sexton e. .. Two robbers, one of two kidnapped the coroner! (An aside: the only possible that they wanted to do is ?!!?)

woman dies in the meantime Gnappo the VJ and the daughter of Gnappo are campaigns for a wine tasting and come across a murder ... as the sexton was kidnapped (she is the only gravedigger within 200km) mandate one that passed at the murder (which claims to be a doctor, but no checks) for do the autopsy ... where? in a cellar!

Meanwhile all the res is in turmoil in search of the sexton:

Venturi: "we have to put up roadblocks!"
Cap.Territoriale: "Telephone to make checkpoints" (picks up the phone)
Venturi: "we must analyze the evidence!"
Cap.Territoriale: "I call those responsible to collect the evidence!" (Picks up the phone)
Venturi: ".. A whimsical, a daisy and a devil ..."
Cap.Territoriale: "Call now!" (Picks up the phone)

everyone out of breath, they all move in a hurry and all seems to come back from a rave party stoned coca

Durante le indagini per il ritrovamento della beccamorti (che lascia tracce come pollicino) la puntata prende una piega pulp
quando il ris trovano 1 dei 2 fuggitivi che provano la tortura psicologica

Venturi:"Fermati bastardo"
Cap.Territoriale:"Fermati pezzo di m...."
Pierrot:" ahkmc lkcdffv" (non si capisce nulla ma sputa addosso all'arrestato)

Venturi che riesce a giostrarsi le donne come Casanova mette sotto pressione Giorgia (solo perchè l'ha vista limonare con un altro) e le chiede cosa? di uscire insieme? no, di fare sesso? no, di limonare? no.... di finire il profilo dell'uomo dell'orecchino...

Giorgia:"si.. mi erodimenticata..." (appero che professionalità, immagino con tutte le cose da fare: la spesa, dare da mangiare ai gatti, fare il profilo di un serial killer dei 18enni... è ovvio che qualcosa te la perdi per strada!)

Giorgia finisce l'analisi dopo il sudoku...
l'esito: l'uomo dell'orecchino... è un omicida!

(tutti quesi soldi spesi x un'istruzione...)

Why Is My Mom Having Mini Strokes

worms ...

la puntata si apre di notte con Venturi all'inseguimento dell'uomo orecchino che ha appena rapito una ragazza... arriva tardi (perchè gnappo deve finire la pizza) e perdono di vista la macchina: ma hanno un testimone! il quale inizialmente è tranquillo... dopo l'arrivo di Venturi entra sotto shock e non capisce + un cazzo...

the morning when everyone has had breakfast the sly res wakes and goes to the place of the kidnapping had a serataccia: back in fashion glasses! In this regard Gnappo wastes no time in doing the imitation of Top Gun with the carabbinieri Vj (who now applauds) Needless to say, it will crumble like a vampire in the sun after the lightning glance of her daughter ...

Unforgettable is the analysis of sexton on a corpse, "has 4 holes in the body ... and ... er ... 3 bullets to no this is not a bullet hole!" after this analysis and to make matters worse makes horrible jokes about sex

During the case of man found earring (?!?!)
insect larvae and Venturi took American wants to do to boost Grisson as CSI and instead of going out to dinner with Giorgia: invites you to watch the larvae grow with him ...
say that the phrase "I have worms" nellìelenco is outside the top 10 things women want to hear ... Giorgia
strangely goes away (if not late for his sex scene)

last thing worth mentioning is the undisputed star of the episode: the computer! which we call "the idiot brother of Neo ...

forget how sentences of this caliber:

1. "Hard drives today are fire-resistant" (Yes. .. shame that just a cell phone to demagnetize)
2. After connecting the HD to 2 "doubts" cables ... part screensaver matrix and against the ignorance of Gnappo whispering "but I see only a row of numbers ..." Neo (with a murderous glare) "Asppetta that encodes them ..." Neo, siditi, listen to an idiot: just drag a folder ...

conclude saying that Venturi runs like TJ Hooker and to erase the image of that kiss Gnappo Vj of the police officers I have to do two years of analysis

Monday, February 4, 2008

Cutting Circles In Glas

The ATM does not forgive ... The man of

Even last week I could not write an article worthy of the blog ... but I promise that I can no longer accdrà not disappoint the many readers of the blog!

The episode begins with the signal flashing the bat-cave in the "den" the gravedigger ... will be found in Following that is a subtle ploy to get him away and rub his body under his nose, in the meantime, the action moves where a pickpocket on the subway without a ticket is faced with the fury of the ATM that crushes up to send him first into a coma and then another world ... caziatone exemplary venturi before guilty "... and do not do it again!"

at the end of the episode we discover that the thieves are dead two paramedics who were trying to "save" a victim of a car accident by pulling out of the car how?!?! pulling on the neck ... mah! Sometimes it's better to die than to save ...

personal digression: this year Ris scores 3 points in "zozzume" arriving at a score of 8 on a scale from 1 to 10 due to constant hot scene that gives us the friend of Venturi ... Captain continues to spend nights in the office ... Venturi thanks! :-D
End digression.

Touch Gnappo remembers the time when his father, a bricklayer and I remember him in scatch masons (made by him and crozza) with Giallappa's