Attack on Ventura! Making of The new series opens with a venturi that keeps a university course entitled "How to poison your fellow classmates and have a happy life" at the end of the lesson Venturi stops to chat with his ex- Teacher-pig at university (the picture that captures them at graduation is chilling) when suddenly ... a water balloon of blood invests the old friend of the captain: a joke of some students? no, a murder ... the image moves on the logo of Ris (such as the CIA or of 'FBI ... you like it?!?! But no: this is the RIS).
Venturi calls in Central and says, "tried to kill me! but thanks to the course ninja or heard the bullet and I do not get caught hano!" the response of the plant is now providing a team of GIS as a spare Captain Venturi (but someone who happens to this man's egocentric bullshit?!?! Venturi ... no ... no one tells only the truth)
course Venturi Commons rejects ... he has things to do and can not see people ... and then you are allergic ... They're not like, it takes esattmaente 2 to 3 seconds to convince the General to take cover inside the captain that if he thinks: "But ... if we raise it to come back ..."
Meanwhile arrives at Ris-dissociated dressed as a bum policeman to tell her he is the computer of the group (they needed it?) when he comes equipped with a technology never seen a router wiifi (which you can buy for about two years in any store, food included) and connects to the second-life (a good start .. .)
arrives on the scene of the "fingerprint Gnappo and the company" there are still people running and screaming that they circle around the corpse and Gnappo asks: "Who is the victim?" Venturi raising his eyes to heaven and says :"... mmmmmh give you two little help: it is lying and is covered with blood ... "and then shows the corpse.
The gravedigger is an analysis of the corpse: occipital trauma (I had doubts? Is possible that the writers did not want to say nothing !?!?)
then looks another corpse of a girl found dead in the water demand of Pierrot, "what did she die?" she says, "it is obvious intoxication bezetanolo" (hereinafter Pierrot discovers two things: that the body there is no trace of this substance, and the becamorti not a doctor)
the crime scene after about 4 hours can to understand that Venturi has nothing to do (chorus of "stupid idiot" have been censored throughout the episode) and the shot comes from a window ...
throw themselves in pursuit of the ris ... of ... whom?! boh! and arrive in a room and immediately stop two painters!
the first sospettato è un personaggio che probabilmente non è un attore ma un parente di Gnappo... che vince l'oscar alla recitazione nella sala degli interrogatori... (dopo la consegna del premio la puntata prosegue)
Durante gli spostamenti del Ris notiamo che sono arrivate le sovvenzioni dallo stato e hanno sostituito il Vitara anni 80 con un nuovo
volkswagen (era ora, anche se non è ancora l'Hummer dei cugini americani) Durante le indagini i sospetti si concentrano su un deficente che spara ai barattoli che dice di essere stato nella brigata Folgore (ok, venturi hai letto questo blog e ti sei incazzato ma questo è un colpo basso...)
alla fine riescono a braccare il sospettato e mentre il Head of the territorial coverage Venturi offers as fast as a sloth can go around the big hall + of the world and shoot the bad guy.
Venturi spends all night working on the case of the girl and killed her in the morning when Gnappo brings him a cup of coffee sends aff ... and makes the hysterical ... Gnappo looks like watching a poor fool.
